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Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:14:23 +0000

inglish 4 dammis

Filed under: Generale — pacatoegentile @ 12:14:23

Rigiro un simpatico articolo inviatomi da un’amica inglese.. ovviamente e’ in inglese.

Dedicato a tutti kuelli ke non zanno + skrivere 1a frase in italiano korretto xke’ ora fa + fiko skrivere kosi’:

The European Commission has apparently recently announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase in plan that would be known as “Euroenglish”

In the first year, ‘s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump for joy. Also the hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of the letter ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced by the letter ‘f’. This will make words like ‘fotograf’ 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. The government will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horrible mes of the silent ‘e’ in the language is disgraceful and they should go away.

By the fourth year people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ‘th’ with ’z’ and ’w’ with ‘v’.

During ze fifz year the unesasary ‘o’ kan be droped from vords containing ‘ou’ and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or dificultis and avrivon vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

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